| READ THEM. OR NOT. THE CHOICE BE YOURS I: ...THERE ARE PROMISES OF WHORES AND HOBOS. |
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.. *is ashamed* Possessed tree stumps look NOTHING like that... 
| Requests? -Sorry, I don't do requests. I have to much to do and not enough time on my hands. )= I am always open to suggestions though. If something interests me enough, you may see me complete it.  Art Trade? - Sure, but generally limited. You'll have to talk to me to see if I'm offering them. Please do not take it personally if I say no. I'm very busy with school and other things, so I can't really take on many trades. Currently, I'm not taking any more art trades until I finish my others. Collab? - Sure! But like art trades, I can't take on too many. I'm open to either drawing a sketch, or coloring a line art. I prefer to not make line arts. o_o; Commissions? - Sure thing. If you'd like something, drop me a note and maybe we can work things out or negotiate a price. I am willing to do an art commission for subcriptions: 3 months = 1 Full color commission AND a pencil Chibi. c: Note you? - Go right on ahead. I love to chat-- I also love logging in to find random notes. Just a little something to look forward to. Add you on Msn? - Uhuh. My msn is Imyournumber1moron@hotmail.com . Anyone can add me if they want. Just no harassers, please x-x I'd rather not block any of you <33 Add you on Face book? - Facebook sucks. Sure. Just send me a note asking. Love me? - <3333333 ------------------------------------------ Where can you find me? Steam: Add/search: Ashelux It will NOT be the name displayed on my profile, but it's me. iscribble: Ashelux livestream:[NOT Online Now!] [link] Formspring: [link] Ustream:[Offline] [link] Facebook: Ask me. Msn: Imyournumber1moron@hotmail.com Feel free to add me at any time on any of these listed...Things....I won't think you're a weirdo or anything, as long as you explain how you know/found me. Who you are might be a good thing to tell me too. |
  I'm a retarded. Get over it. I: I also do NOT take the internet seriously. I DO take art seriously, in an unserious manner. TEEHEE. PS: If you got a llama badge from me, it means I've visited your page. No. Really, Derp-shirts. I don't care if I get one back U8 Just throwing that out there for all you llama whores. Lil about me: Welcome to my profile. Thanks a bunch for looking around. If you've visited my gallery and added a few of my works to your favorites, or commented them, Thanks! I may not respond all the time, do to the amount of comments and favorites I get vs. the time on my hands. If you have any questions, I'll be sure to answer them. Also, If I ever become famous on DA, you can't be my fan I: I don't believe in fans. I'm not that special. |D I'll be your friend though. Only condition is that you love me <3 If you visit my page, or gallery, chances are that I will stop by your's and leave a couple comments, or favorites.                             No order. I: |
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| [8:37:30 AM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: Ashi~MacSpash [Aka MacBeth] says: DUDE I had the scariest dream last night [8:37:44 AM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: I was at my Nan's, playing games with my cousins, like Hide and seek, and for some reason an Oliver was there And liak He was staring at me soooo I ignored him and left the room and he was there again and started saying creepy things, so I hit him in the head with my top hat and ran away and he chased me up the stairs so I jumped out the window and ran around the house, back in it, and back up the stairs for some reason and hid in the bathroom Then I came out and we played pokemon snap. [8:38:08 AM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: That's what I get for inking half of that picture at 4 in the morning. *facepalm* [8:38:34 AM] Adin {Brutus}: LOL [8:38:50 AM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: It was soooooo weeeirrrd [8:38:55 AM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: Then it switched dreams [8:39:05 AM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: to this macaroni and cheese rollercoaster ride [8:39:09 AM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: It was fun. ------- [9:41:37 PM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: Hahaha [9:41:46 PM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: I got to the title and laughed OTL [9:42:01 PM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: The big, un-formatted, letters [9:42:41 PM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: Like....Dude. Best Vs ever. [9:42:52 PM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: This... [9:42:54 PM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: Vs... [9:42:56 PM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: Twilight [9:43:01 PM] Adin {Brutus}: AHHHH [9:43:03 PM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: You knew It was coming [9:43:04 PM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: |D [9:43:18 PM] Adin {Brutus}: Oh [9:43:24 PM] Adin {Brutus}: You know the worst thing? [9:43:30 PM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: She writes better? [9:43:35 PM] Adin {Brutus}: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD [9:43:38 PM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: |D [9:43:38 PM] Adin {Brutus}: ilu so much [9:43:41 PM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: And he reads it? [9:43:46 PM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: |DD [9:44:07 PM] Adin {Brutus}: He has read them [9:44:10 PM] Adin {Brutus}: And liked them [9:47:02 PM] Adin {Brutus}: He is the child of Stephanie and an ADD dyslexic dissociated pre-teen. ------------------------ ~CabooseSP 11 minutes 8 seconds ago I will do the very best, the best there ever was! To draw it right is my real test To win it is my caaaauuuse I will doodle accross the page Drawing far and wide Each OCT to try and win For the glory that's for IIIII! OCT! It's you and me I know it's my destiny! OCT! Ooooh against me my friend, In a contest I will win! OCT! A pen so true My hard work will pull me through I'll teach you and I'll beat you OOOOOCCCCCTTTTT Gotta win 'em all! ------------------- Zeizure says: Once you spoon the enemy you never forget. ----------------------- Overshadowed Destiny says: XD what are you even talking about? *smack* Ashi~MacSpash [Aka MacBeth] says: Stop hurting me. You're too rough Overshadowed Destiny says: =.= i can never have a non-sexual related conversation with you, can I? (lol) ------------------------- I've always wanted a superhero turkey to live inside of me. [5:33:12 PM] Nathaniel: Just waiting to burst out [5:33:12 PM] Nathaniel: Like in Alien [5:35:07 PM] Nathaniel: "What's that noise?" [5:35:13 PM] Nathaniel: "It sounds like...gobbling" [5:35:22 PM] Nathaniel: "DUDE, YOUR CHEST IS GOBBLING!" [5:35:42 PM] Nathaniel: *Turgey explodes out of my chest and vanquishes evildoers* -------------------- [11:52:37 PM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: LOVE ME [11:52:53 PM] 13thSpiral: I WILL [11:52:56 PM] 13thSpiral: NOW [11:52:59 PM] 13thSpiral: ON YOUR KNEES [11:53:38 PM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: :C OKAY. [11:53:41 PM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: OTL [11:54:54 PM] 13thSpiral: C: O D: /| OTL\ [11:54:58 PM] 13thSpiral: TEEHEE ------------------------------- [4:42:30 AM] Nathaniel: But I just looked up Hiccups on wikipedia... [4:42:45 AM] Nathaniel: Apparantly..."Digital rectal massage has been recommended as a remedy that causes immediate cessation of hiccups and which should be tried before resorting to drugs." ------- [5:38:09 PM] Lucid: ;o; ilu too ashi [5:39:31 PM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: Do not let your mum take you away [5:39:55 PM] Lucid: ;; i'm gonna have to [5:40:13 PM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: You know what you must do, Lucid. [5:40:21 PM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: You must burn her. [5:40:25 PM] Lucid: BURN THE WITCH ------------ Skikzxanyone ohgodwhaaaat [8:49:53 PM | Edited 8:50:05 PM] Lucid: [6:47:45 PM] Lucid: XD [6:48:32 PM] Lucid: if SOMEHOW someone fell in love with him, I'd be like "Dude...you have got some major patience. Or you're just mental." [6:48:52 PM] Momoa: THE VOICES IN HIS HEAD LOVE HIM no not really [6:48:57 PM] Lucid: LMAO [6:49:28 PM] Lucid: :'c they love him so much. They want to show him with those knives they keep saying they're going to stab him with. That's how much they love him. ---- "Slystream: -jabs the inside of Kroon's tummy with a human rib- >8C LEMME GO YOU JERK. KROON throws up slystream. KROON: U8< Slystream: DON'T YOU "U8<" AT ME! BlackViolin signed out. KROON signed out. Slystream: :C Slystream: Kroon ran away with Ashi Koco: :C Koco: How could you, Ash. Slystream: :C now I know how she really feels about us. Leaving us to go with Kroon. Koco: Seriously Koco: We mean less than that fish man. Koco: I am insulted. Slystream: ASHI. I am dissapoint." ----- [2:52:39 AM] 13thSpiral: 8C [2:52:41 AM] 13thSpiral: /farts saddness [2:52:41 AM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: Ohhhhohoho bby [2:52:49 AM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: /cork's 13's ass [2:52:55 AM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: /with 7 [2:53:00 AM] Noelle: omfg [2:53:10 AM] Noelle: ash your genius ------ [6:42:34 PM] Adin {Brutus}: This boy [6:42:39 PM] Adin {Brutus}: Is RETARDED [6:42:44 PM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: LOL [6:42:52 PM] Adin {Brutus}: Not like Forrest Gump retarded either [6:43:10 PM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: LOLOLOL [6:43:14 PM] Adin {Brutus}: Like the put him away so that he doesn't scare people and their dogs type of retarded [6:43:32 PM] Adin {Brutus}: Retards look at him and say he's retarded. |
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