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~haloroker:iconhaloroker:
:D
Wed Jul 28, 2010, 7:47 PM
=ImYourNumber1Moron:iconImYourNumber1Moron:
That is the most beautiful shout I have ever recieved.
Wed Jul 28, 2010, 5:36 AM
~haloroker:iconhaloroker:
Here, if you have a sandwich, and I have a sandwich, and I have a Bonk. There it is, that's a Bonk, you see? You watching?. And my Bonk reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to eat your Sandwich... I... Eat... your... Sandwiches! I EAT IT UP!
Wed Jul 28, 2010, 4:07 AM
~DrRiptide:iconDrRiptide:
I found a picture i drew for you ages ago, Ashi, but i never had the guts to email it to you... it's really terrible ^^;.. *is ashamed* Possessed tree stumps look NOTHING like that...
Sun Jul 18, 2010, 9:28 PM
~Rampant-Shammeh:iconRampant-Shammeh:
baaaaw :dance:
Sun Jul 18, 2010, 4:33 PM
~Rampant-Shammeh:iconRampant-Shammeh:
:iconawedanceplz:
Sun Jul 18, 2010, 4:33 PM
~pwned-by-twilight:iconpwned-by-twilight:
OMG TROLOLO BUTTON :dummy:
Sun Jul 18, 2010, 9:22 AM
~Dalmonite:iconDalmonite:
Trololo is now in button format. [link]
Sat Jun 5, 2010, 9:31 PM
~Dalmonite:iconDalmonite:
I refuse to believe my dog is a--HEY! STOP HUMPING THAT MAN!
Sat Jun 5, 2010, 6:41 AM
~uchia17:iconuchia17:
Imma Miss you guys this week!!!!
Fri Jun 4, 2010, 8:46 PM
=ImYourNumber1Moron:iconImYourNumber1Moron:
-smooches-
Thu Jun 3, 2010, 3:18 PM
~Zee390:iconZee390:
-kissy face-
Wed Jun 2, 2010, 10:04 PM
=ImYourNumber1Moron:iconImYourNumber1Moron:
is why he is a bucket. Of AIDs.
Wed Jun 2, 2010, 8:36 PM
~haloroker:iconhaloroker:
yea just for reference your dog is a prostitute.
Wed Jun 2, 2010, 8:02 PM
~Dalmonite:iconDalmonite:
:'c But I love my dog (and the haaaaaair).
Tue Jun 1, 2010, 1:03 PM
~haloroker:iconhaloroker:
DO not maek me eat your dog
Mon May 31, 2010, 10:02 AM
=ImYourNumber1Moron:iconImYourNumber1Moron:
8U LE GASP
Sun May 30, 2010, 6:43 PM
~Dalmonite:iconDalmonite:
Since you made that hair oh so smexy.
Sat May 29, 2010, 4:12 PM
=ImYourNumber1Moron:iconImYourNumber1Moron:
Since when did I become a bucket of aids? U8<
Sat May 29, 2010, 3:46 PM
~Dalmonite:iconDalmonite:
The dalmatian haaaair. :eyes:
Sat May 29, 2010, 2:44 PM

About:

Requests?
-Sorry, I don't do requests. I have to much to do and not enough time on my hands. )=
I am always open to suggestions though. If something interests me enough, you may see me complete it. =)

Art Trade?
- Sure, but generally limited. You'll have to talk to me to see if I'm offering them. Please do not take it personally if I say no. I'm very busy with school and other things, so I can't really take on many trades. Currently, I'm not taking any more art trades until I finish my others.

Collab?
- Sure! But like art trades, I can't take on too many. I'm open to either drawing a sketch, or coloring a line art. I prefer to not make line arts. o_o;

Commissions?
- Sure thing. If you'd like something, drop me a note and maybe we can work things out or negotiate a price. I am willing to do an art commission for subcriptions: 3 months = 1 Full color commission AND a pencil Chibi. c:

Note you?
- Go right on ahead. I love to chat-- I also love logging in to find random notes. Just a little something to look forward to.

Add you on Msn?
- Uhuh. My msn is Imyournumber1moron@hotmail.com . Anyone can add me if they want. Just no harassers, please x-x I'd rather not block any of you <33

Add you on Face book?
- Facebook sucks. Sure. Just send me a note asking.

Love me?
- <3333333


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Where can you find me?

Steam:
Add/search: Ashelux
It will NOT be the name displayed on my profile, but it's me.

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Formspring:
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Ustream:[Offline]
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Facebook:
Ask me.

Msn:
Imyournumber1moron@hotmail.com


Feel free to add me at any time on any of these listed...Things....I won't think you're a weirdo or anything, as long as you explain how you know/found me. Who you are might be a good thing to tell me too.

Brb

Journal Entry: Thu Jul 29, 2010, 10:25 AM
Internet got shut off. U: connecting using the iPhone.


Be back as soon as possible.

Love y'all.

  • Listening to: Banana Man - Tally Hall
  • Reading: You -- and taking pride in it ~
  • Watching: Myself watch you watch me watch you back (B
  • Playing: ~WitH yOur MinD WaVesZ~~!!
  • Eating: Steak and mushrooms <3
  • Drinking: Nothing
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I'm a retarded. Get over it. I:
I also do NOT take the internet seriously.
I DO take art seriously, in an unserious manner. TEEHEE.


PS: If you got a llama badge from me, it means I've visited your page.
No. Really, Derp-shirts. I don't care if I get one back U8 Just throwing that out there for all you llama whores.



Lil about me:

Welcome to my profile. =) Thanks a bunch for looking around. If you've visited my gallery and added a few of my works to your favorites, or commented them, Thanks! I may not respond all the time, do to the amount of comments and favorites I get vs. the time on my hands. If you have any questions, I'll be sure to answer them.

Also, If I ever become famous on DA, you can't be my fan I: I don't believe in fans. I'm not that special. |D I'll be your friend though. Only condition is that you love me <3

If you visit my page, or gallery, chances are that I will stop by your's and leave a couple comments, or favorites. =)

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: o_o truthfully....i couldnt not tell you....id be lieing D; *has no permanant residence*
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: why...? you gunna buy me sumpfin? ;D i like medium....
  • Interests: Art, Languages, Anime, Video games, reading, writeing, cooking, art...erm....u name it XD
  • Favourite movie: Pan's Labyrinth, Big Fish, Silent hill, Mr.&Mrs.Smith, Ocean's 11 and Avatar
  • Favourite band or musician: Brendon Urie, The Beatles, Modest Mouse, Passion Pit, The offspring, ew1282 and Ben Chan
  • Favourite genre of music: Everything, except most rap.
  • Favourite artist: DaVinchi! xD
  • Favourite poet or writer: Jeff Long
  • Favourite photographer: Angelreich
  • Favourite style of art: I like all styles, but I do enjoy Neo-Classical artwork.
  • Operating System: D: arms?....guns...?.....hwa?...
  • MP3 player of choice: the MP3 CD player ;D w/ good batteries...
  • Shell of choice: Turtle, Turtle :B
  • Wallpaper of choice: I prefere paint to wallpaper....
  • Skin of choice: my own of coarse! ._. minus a few scars...heh...xP
  • Favourite game: Resident Evil, Kingdom hearts, Final Fantasy, Silent hill
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS2 and PS3
  • Favourite cartoon character: Lupin the 3rd
  • Personal Quote: Pet me.
  • Tools of the Trade: meh hands. xD....?

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I have a dream...

[8:37:30 AM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: Ashi~MacSpash [Aka MacBeth] says:
DUDE
I had
the scariest dream last night
[8:37:44 AM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: I was at my Nan's, playing games with my cousins, like Hide and seek, and for some reason an Oliver was there
And liak
He was staring at me soooo I ignored him and left the room
and he was there again
and started saying creepy things, so I hit him in the head with my top hat
and ran away
and he chased me up the stairs
so I jumped out the window
and ran around the house, back in it, and back up the stairs for some reason and hid in the bathroom
Then I came out and we played pokemon snap.
[8:38:08 AM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: That's what I get for inking half of that picture at 4 in the morning. *facepalm*
[8:38:34 AM] Adin {Brutus}: LOL
[8:38:50 AM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: It was soooooo weeeirrrd
[8:38:55 AM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: Then it switched dreams
[8:39:05 AM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: to this macaroni and cheese rollercoaster ride
[8:39:09 AM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: It was fun.


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[9:41:37 PM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: Hahaha
[9:41:46 PM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: I got to the title and laughed OTL
[9:42:01 PM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: The big, un-formatted, letters
[9:42:41 PM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: Like....Dude. Best Vs ever.
[9:42:52 PM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: This...
[9:42:54 PM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: Vs...
[9:42:56 PM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: Twilight
[9:43:01 PM] Adin {Brutus}: AHHHH
[9:43:03 PM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: You knew It was coming
[9:43:04 PM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: |D
[9:43:18 PM] Adin {Brutus}: Oh
[9:43:24 PM] Adin {Brutus}: You know the worst thing?
[9:43:30 PM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: She writes better?
[9:43:35 PM] Adin {Brutus}: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[9:43:38 PM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: |D
[9:43:38 PM] Adin {Brutus}: ilu so much
[9:43:41 PM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: And he reads it?
[9:43:46 PM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: |DD
[9:44:07 PM] Adin {Brutus}: He has read them
[9:44:10 PM] Adin {Brutus}: And liked them
[9:47:02 PM] Adin {Brutus}: He is the child of Stephanie and an ADD dyslexic dissociated pre-teen.


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~CabooseSP 11 minutes 8 seconds ago
I will do the very best, the best there ever was!
To draw it right is my real test
To win it is my caaaauuuse
I will doodle accross the page
Drawing far and wide
Each OCT to try and win
For the glory that's for IIIII!

OCT!

It's you and me
I know it's my destiny!

OCT!

Ooooh against me my friend,
In a contest I will win!

OCT!

A pen so true
My hard work will pull me through
I'll teach you and I'll beat you

OOOOOCCCCCTTTTT
Gotta win 'em all!



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Zeizure says:
Once you spoon the enemy you never forget.


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Overshadowed Destiny says:
XD what are you even talking about? *smack*
Ashi~MacSpash [Aka MacBeth] says:
Stop hurting me. You're too rough
Overshadowed Destiny says:
=.= i can never have a non-sexual related conversation with you, can I? (lol)


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I've always wanted a superhero turkey to live inside of me.
[5:33:12 PM] Nathaniel: Just waiting to burst out
[5:33:12 PM] Nathaniel: Like in Alien
[5:35:07 PM] Nathaniel: "What's that noise?"
[5:35:13 PM] Nathaniel: "It sounds like...gobbling"
[5:35:22 PM] Nathaniel: "DUDE, YOUR CHEST IS GOBBLING!"
[5:35:42 PM] Nathaniel: *Turgey explodes out of my chest and vanquishes evildoers*



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[11:52:37 PM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: LOVE ME
[11:52:53 PM] 13thSpiral: I WILL
[11:52:56 PM] 13thSpiral: NOW
[11:52:59 PM] 13thSpiral: ON YOUR KNEES
[11:53:38 PM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: :C OKAY.
[11:53:41 PM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: OTL
[11:54:54 PM] 13thSpiral:
C: O
D: /|
OTL\
[11:54:58 PM] 13thSpiral: TEEHEE



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[4:42:30 AM] Nathaniel: But I just looked up Hiccups on wikipedia...
[4:42:45 AM] Nathaniel: Apparantly..."Digital rectal massage has been recommended as a remedy that causes immediate cessation of hiccups and which should be tried before resorting to drugs."


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[5:38:09 PM] Lucid: ;o; ilu too ashi
[5:39:31 PM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: Do not let your mum take you away
[5:39:55 PM] Lucid: ;; i'm gonna have to
[5:40:13 PM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: You know what you must do, Lucid.
[5:40:21 PM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: You must burn her.
[5:40:25 PM] Lucid: BURN THE WITCH


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Skikzxanyone
ohgodwhaaaat
[8:49:53 PM | Edited 8:50:05 PM] Lucid: [6:47:45 PM] Lucid: XD
[6:48:32 PM] Lucid: if SOMEHOW someone fell in love with him, I'd be like "Dude...you have got some major patience. Or you're just mental."
[6:48:52 PM] Momoa: THE VOICES IN HIS HEAD LOVE HIM no not really
[6:48:57 PM] Lucid: LMAO
[6:49:28 PM] Lucid: :'c they love him so much. They want to show him with those knives they keep saying they're going to stab him with. That's how much they love him.

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"Slystream: -jabs the inside of Kroon's tummy with a human rib- >8C LEMME GO YOU JERK.
KROON throws up slystream.
KROON: U8<
Slystream: DON'T YOU "U8<" AT ME!
BlackViolin signed out.
KROON signed out.
Slystream: :C
Slystream: Kroon ran away with Ashi
Koco: :C
Koco: How could you, Ash.
Slystream: :C now I know how she really feels about us. Leaving us to go with Kroon.
Koco: Seriously
Koco: We mean less than that fish man.
Koco: I am insulted.
Slystream: ASHI. I am dissapoint."

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[2:52:39 AM] 13thSpiral: 8C
[2:52:41 AM] 13thSpiral: /farts saddness
[2:52:41 AM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: Ohhhhohoho bby
[2:52:49 AM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: /cork's 13's ass
[2:52:55 AM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: /with 7
[2:53:00 AM] Noelle: omfg
[2:53:10 AM] Noelle: ash your genius



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[6:42:34 PM] Adin {Brutus}: This boy
[6:42:39 PM] Adin {Brutus}: Is RETARDED
[6:42:44 PM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: LOL
[6:42:52 PM] Adin {Brutus}: Not like Forrest Gump retarded either
[6:43:10 PM] Ashi~MacSpash [MacBeth]: LOLOLOL
[6:43:14 PM] Adin {Brutus}: Like the put him away so that he doesn't scare people and their dogs type of retarded
[6:43:32 PM] Adin {Brutus}: Retards look at him and say he's retarded.

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Comments


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SO EVENTS HAPPENED.

COME TO ME, COME TO SKYPE. Shh, just come.
:iconimyournumber1moron:
I lack interwebz. /iPhone

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I'm feeling FAT, AND SASSY.
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So, you still thinking about joining ToH? o:
:iconimyournumber1moron:
I thought about it, and I know you were looking forward to joining it with me, but I think we can find a better better one. The host was kind of rude.
Too bad. Stylx would have been perfect, eh?

Maybe we can find an OCT to collab in, instead? c:

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Why hello there Tapestry of Horrors people~

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Thank you for the fave. :hug:

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Me: Mom, I don't get it, my arms tan like crazy, but my legs won't tan at all!

Mom: Okay, this is your problem: Your legs are SO WHITE, they reflected the sunlight- AND DESTROYED A NEIGHBORING PLANET.

Me: :ohnoes:
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Not a problem! Keep up the awesome work. c:

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I BREAK THE CHAIN OF THANKS WITH A HUG












-hug-

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cB *hugs*

Zee-bby~ <33

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